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Viewer Submitted Place Review

August 18, 2008

I had logged in a couple days ago (to talk to someone) and I found a lonely message sitting in my inbox. It was a place review someone had written and wanted it to be poasted here. That person also wanted to be anonymous, so I’ve respected his/her request. Unfortunately, I was left without a name to the place, and the pictures won’t show up. The spaces are also going weird, but I think someone would be a bit sad if I didn’t post this, even if it did have a “couple” problems. Either way, it’s a good review. Reads it nao or be eaten by meh giant goldfishy!

Though I’m an honest fan of obstacle courses, this one just doesn’t cut it. It’s [sometimes] laggy, and it’s also short with only 4 obstacles to conquer. Either way, I’m here to walk you through this whole place (and review it when I’m done).
The Beginning (Obstacle 1): Ah, a classic, lava jumping. It’s also short with only three jumps. Do I really need to tell you how to do this?
UP THE STAIRCASE OF DOOM (Obstacle 2): Do I have to tell you how to climb up stairs?? No, I didn’t think so…
Dodge the Lava Monster (Obstacle 3): This is, like the others, really easy. Climb up the “ladder” and walk on the edges of the “cage”, then jump down on the teleporter when you’re over it.
Almost there! (Obstacle 4): This one’s just plain tedious. Climb the “giant” ladder under all the lag, and take the teleporter to the “winners room”.
Winners “Room”: Congratz, you’ve made it through this easy “obby”. You may now randomly use god armor for no reason, get useless pets, and bomb innocent players trying to finish the course.
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Review
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Building 1/10; It’s all from free models, the creator did very minimal work on this.

Entertainment 3/10; It’s a dull, short course with nothing we haven’t seen before or anything challenging, not to mention lack of usefull things at the winners’ “room”.

Lag X/10; It’s extremely laggy sometimes, but at other times it’s lagless.

Originality 2/10; Obstacle courses aren’t original, let alone the obstacles the creator put in this one. “Escape the [Insert something here]” courses aren’t new either, but the volcano is.

Scripting 1/10; Nothing amazing, just plain old givers, planes, and lava scripts.

Overall Rating 3/10; It’s short, boring, and [sometimes] laggy. At least it’s got good music…

-Arrowbic

 

 

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Moder Warfare: Review

August 7, 2008

I looked at the image and the first thing that came to my mind was: “Wow, I hope this is good…”

Building:10/10; It’s a great battlefield, blends in with the idea perfectly.

Scripting:10/10; It has tons of scripts, and weapons I’ve never seen before.

lag:0/10; It has no lag… can you believe it?

Gameplay:9/10; It’s great… easy to aim and a lot of space to move around.

Glitches: When I first fired the rocket launcher, I wents BOOM.

Overall Rating 10/10; Wow… I’m speechless. All I can think of is “Nice work”.

-7dast

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It’s Review Time!: ~NXT GEN Pokemon~

July 28, 2008

This Place Used to Be My Sisters Favorite Place!

Until it Changed from a Fun Morphing Place to a Laggy “Catch-Them-All” Place.

For My Opinion It’s Pretty Good! You Control Pokemon and recieve some form of ”Quests”, Although I never Could Figure Out how to Make Them Fight…

~~ NXT GEN Pokemon ~~ Pokemon Return To you!!!!!!

“Is This Regigas? Or My Idol in Armor?

————-Reviewing Time!————–

Build :9/10 Pretty good !Maybe some Unnecessary Connectors, But it’s still Good!

Scripting:9/10 Seems Like Its all Made by Himself! Its still In Testing Though

Creativity:7/10 Ughh! Not another “Pokemon” Game!

Excitement: 8/10 I guess I could go Lower, But My Sister Made me Keep it like this!

Lag: 3/10 Ughh, So Laggy It Took me 2 Minutes to Deliver The Parcel!

Hmmm, What Else?

————–General GamePlay Hints!———

Don’t send out your Pikachu when you Get there First, Trust me!

Don’t Spend More Then 30 Minutes There!

Don’t Jump on Your RapiDash’s Back!

——–First Opinion—-

Ahhh, God!Not Another One!

6/10

—Second Opinion—

(When I Went to it)

Ok,Ok,Ok…Its not Another “Morph&Chat” Like The Rest of Them!

8/10

It’s Just in “Beta”, I’ll Call it for Now!

~Rethan

(My Endings are Running Out)

Getting UnBanned Today!

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N00b Torture (New Updates ^_^)

July 28, 2008

N00b Torture is a rather awkward place. It’s devided into two different “teams”, the n00bz and the Moderators. So, what do you do here?

If you’re on the n00bz team, you sit in your cage, and wait for the moderators to shoot their rockets at you. If you’re lucky enough to survive that, you run to the white giver, which takes you INSIDE it. What’s the purpose of going inside the giver? I’m not to sure, but I think it’s supposed to protect you from the rockets (it doesn’t do a very good job of that).

Now, if you’re a moderator, you stand at your platform and shoot at others in cages. If you somehow manage to break the cage without killing the poor n00b, you shoot at him/her, trying to stop them from reaching the giver.

Scripting: 1/10; The only scripting in this place is from the regen script and the givers. And I doubt the creator scripted the givers.

Building: 3/10; Five platforms and three cages. That’s all the building. But they were all in a good position, and the cages don’t look so bad.

Lag: 9/10; There was pretty much no lag here. Then again, this place DOES only have around 700 bricks. 

Entertainment: 2/10; The only “fun” in this place is if you get chosen as a moderator. Even then, all you do is shoot at cages with rocket launchers. That’s not exactly my idea of a fun place.

Creativity: 4/10; The idea of torturing poor, “inocent” souls is quite new, but shooting stuff with rocket launchers goes back to the dawn of ROBLOX.

Overall Rating: 3.8/10; Not really any scripting, building, OR entertainment. It’s a bit creative, but really, this isn’t the first place in which you shoot stuff with rocket launchers.

-Arrowbic

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>[Brick Factory Tycoon]< reveiw.

July 16, 2008

The new place that Wirodeu has for us is a brick making place. I really like the place (also saying that I’m the first to beat it). I didn’t find any glitches, but there is a high chance that there is one or two.                                                                                               

If a beginner was playing this game then I don’t think that they would enjoy it. But if you have a bit of experience with ROBLOX, then I think you would enjoy it a lot more then if it was your first game. Some stuff that’s good about it is that it will take about a half hour to beat, but that makes it all the more fun.

The over all rating is 8/10 because I didn’t like how it was set up, and the fact that you couldn’t go and see other people in their place. My first rating was 9/10 because I like every one of Wirodeu’s places (that I’ve visited). I would have to say that this is the worse one yet though … not saying its bad. I would recommend it if you can get there in time, because Wiro is changing places fast. http://www.roblox.com/Item.aspx?ID=301944. All that I want is the admin shirt

over all rating 8/10, It wasn’t the best game that I have played.

lag rating 9/10, there was only small bursts of lag in it.

beginners rating 3/10, because you would need to know that clicking stuff can do things.

scripting rating 10/10, their was lots of scripting in that but that is normal for a tycoon (well, atleast a good one).

my first rating 9/10, I’ve learned to expect some good things from Wirodeu.

thanks, Cassian

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Extreme Four-Corners Review

July 10, 2008

I was on Extreme Four-Corners today and i felt like it needed a review put on. When i went on it i wasn’t sure what to do so i just did what the real game was. When I got in the corers it was a really fun game. But when I got picked I hated it because i picked my very first one and then fell of the edge. Then every one was mad because i got half the people out and no one knew i fell! but other then that its fun.

 Glitches there was only that one that i just talked about the falling off one. One problem i have with it is you can see the people when you picking so then you pick who you want out and you never pick the wrong one.

Extreme Four-Corners

Extreme Four-Corners

In this place the objective is to get to a corner before the person inside picks a side then you don’t want to be on that side. The ball in the middle is for the chosen person to go in. The chosen person is the person who picks a corners… its random who it is.

Glitches 9/10, There’s only one glitch.

Amount of fun 10/10, It’s a fun game once you get used to it.

Scripting 10/10, There is a lot of scripting in this place.

Pleasure for new players 1/10, It wouldn’t be a good place for new players because they wouldn’t know what to do.

Pleasure for older players 9/10, The game isn’t as fun for older people because they awlays get annoyed at most glitched.

Over all rating 8/10, Because there’s that annoying glitch, and it’s not that fun for the newer players.

First rating 3/10, I though it was going to be a really bad game that wouldn’t work.

Thanks, Cassian

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Trading Worlds

July 9, 2008

This is a fun and great game there a 12 teams: pumpkinfarm,vegetablefarm,pirate,bartender,citizenz,gladiator,harborshop,hawaii,rentkeppers,shipper,

challenger, and navy.

Gameplay:8/10 It was great but once in a while I’d have someone sneak up on me and kill me.

Scripting:6/10 It has a little scripting like the tycoon stuff but it looks like he got some of it off free models.

Building:10/10 It’s building is great. Lots of detail and it looks like he spent a week or two building the islands.

Lag:7/10 It can get kinda laggy after a while.

Originality:9/10: Well, its different but there has been alot of tycoons.

First Opinion:7/10: When I first saw it I thought its probably a boring game.

Second Opinion:10/10: It’s a great game, I was really wrong.

Out of all I rate this game a 10/10

-7dast

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Review:Avatar: The Reawakened Conflicts

July 7, 2008

Well,I might be a Little Harsh.

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This game Is not Bad or Great.It is a plain old Bloxxer Game.

The Game has its goods and bads,But it is an Ok game.

You Start out in a room,You pick your your side Earth,Water,Fire or Earth and you jump down into a teleporter.The Game is so Unusually unbalanced that every one is always a airbender.I mean come on they get Shields that work and fast Kills and A Paraglider! I was Fire and you know what I got?I got A broken fire Shield,A super slow blue colored Fireball and A … Lightning Bolt? I mean come on,Really?Oh ya I forgot I had each spell a zillion times.

The Game also has lag,Bad lag.

The only Good thing About this place pretty much is The build and that looks like crossroads beat up,Stripped and then add trees and some castles and rivers.

————-Break Down———–

Game-Play:3/10 The only Thing that kept me staying there long enough was so I could write This Entry.

Scripting: What Scripting?It looks Like he got them all Of free-Models.I mean come on a Slow …Blue fireball,Nuhuh.

Building:Ya Well,Its the only good Thing about this game.Its as simple as that

General Enjoyment:The only good thing was Listening to that noob who Kept saying Some Weird things.

Lag:6/10 Its not the lag Like “Omg can’t Click exit” Or anything but enough that takes 3 minutes to get to someone only to die from not being able to avoid a spell.

Originality:9/10 Ya well,Its the First Avatar Place I saw.

First Opinion 4/10 When I first saw the Picture I thought “Oh cool A neat Little Live Life game”

The Reawakened Conflicts

I was wrong,Dead wrong

Second Opinion 6/10 Ya well, I thought it over and thought I was Harsh

-Rethan

He who can Imagine(Trust me I know some people and whoo)

I’m all shaky,Some errors are there

Will Fix … Eventually

2008 CopyRight(Seriously I Poorman TradeMarked it)

Lol ask me what that is and I will tell you

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FATE Review

July 1, 2008

The map “FATE” is over all a good map. It’s fun to play and level up in. I would rate it a 8/10 because it has a bit of lag. Other then the lag are the cheats. The cheats are a easy thing to put on but they are really cheap for the other players. What the cheats do are give you a insane amount of gold to buy stuff with, and that is really unfair to other players. They also make you gain about 10,000,000,000,000 xp. That will make you about level 100,000,000.

Then another bad thing about the game is that when you level up, you don’t get better. You just get gold, so that makes leveling pointless and then are no good weapons to kill the high levels so you can only kill up to level 26 guys, that’s without long range weapons. With long range weapons it’s still really hard because the best long range weapon is the crossbow and that only does about 10 damage, and most high levels have about 500 health.

The only other bad thing is there’s only 6 different guys then there’s only 2 goblins and they’re level 1 or 2 then the other 4 different guys are 2 different kinds of wiverns and a dragon then a griffon. The dragon is level 80 and the griffon is level 42. There’s on other guy which is Naga and that guy is level 36. The thing that I hate the most is that all the guys are from World of Warcraft. That’s not counting goblins, and Naga was made up in Warcraft 3.

Now some good things about it, the set up was really nice and I think it has a good layout. The guys are scatered around in the dungeon and the town is nice and peaceful. The people in town aren’t all different though. There’s no one with the same name, but some guys are close, like Zim and Jim.

Over all rating, 8/10

Bigginer’s rating, 5/10

Lag rating, 9/10

Glitch rating, 10/10

Amount of work put in, 10/10

Scripting rating, 10/10

Free models used, 10/10

This is a good map when you get used to it. But you can’t get to the place in the picture. This map wouldn’t be a great place for the first map you ever play in.

Thanks, Cassian

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▄▀▄▀▄The Roblox Grand Prix▄▀▄▀▄The Django Circuit

June 30, 2008

“That looks pretty awesome.”

Yes,A game So Awesome That even Telamon said It was Awesome.

When,I first joined I thought this was some lame game Because this guy was pressing the ‘Smash the Noobs’ Button. Then This door opened,So I went in it.Inside were two buttons Titled ‘HoverCar’ and ‘Formula One’. Each Have their own distinct Differences like The Hovercar Is better for Jumps and Formula One turns on a Quarter.

When The race Starts,Most people leave Because It takes too long but when it does start you go at Crazy Speeds! One of the good Things is that There are ForceFields so you Can’t Cheat. The ForceField has saved me some times From Dying So It is Pretty good.

The Only Bad Things about this place is some glitches Like the wall goes through the track so you are stuck and That going to high and fast on a track Can make you stuck in it.

Noobs,Always Die and then Press the Smash button Which is bad He should just make a admin script.

▄▀▄▀▄The Roblox Grand Prix▄▀▄▀▄The Django Circuit

Enjoyment: 10/10 Even If you don’t know how to drive,Its very easy and since it’s so popular a nice guy will Probably help you.

Easy To Learn: 9/10 Its a car game,What is there to Learn?

Lag: 8/10 I have encountered some lag Spikes,but thats only from Noobs using kill button

Originality: 7/10 It’s Nothing we haven’t seen before, but it has a cool layout!

Creativity: 9/10 Its like The Best car Game on Roblox,and that means A lot

Building:10/10 The use of Everything! The Look,The feel,Best Car Game Ever!

Scripting: 9/10 Well,The use of forcefields pushing you back,The start,The leaderboards and Tons more stuff,It’s just … Wow

First Opinion 9/10

This game Has it’s Goods and It’s Bads,but at least We know He is trying to fix it.

Second Opinion 10/10

This Game is Awesome!! Get Rid of the NoobKiller though.

Loops and Elevators,Turns and Dives … Just .. Wow

—– Tips and Tricks————-

Hello,Ok Here is a complete walkthrough of this Track

After you start going see the big curve you fly up on?Well Click up Until you see the ground then keep level with it.Now you will see a wall next to you and a turn,A good way to turn is to click right before you get past it.Now just Fly up that huge Ramp,But you see You only go a little distance so keep level again.Now keep going Until you see the ramp,This ramp has no Fly but a little Island type thing Now fly down the ramp on the other side.Next keep driving Until you See that Grey box,It will Send you to the other side ,Now heres a hard part do the turn Techniue again ,But noe when its going upside down .Keep Clicking like you were dont change anything . Now after a few ramps you go up this huge one,Now go in the red box it will send you upwards.So go past the ramp and Win!

———-ShortCuts——–

This is Probably a bug so Don’t use it a lot.Ok at start when you go up first ramp,Don’t Go straight instead go to the other track next to it.

——-Glitches———

Well,Every Game Has some sort of Flaw.For this one Sometimes If you choose Formula One It sends you under the Floor It’s Kinda cool though.

Sometimes Walking on a pad Might not work because people are still loading.

Sometimes The hoverCar Is broken In front,It only Effects the look though,

Well driving a invisible wall will pop up,To fix this sometimes you can press T to make it go over by clicking like crazy.

Sometimes If you go to high and fast,the car gets stuck in ground.Nothing I know of Can fix this unless your lucky then do T.

Well That’s all for now

-Rethan “Why Walk when you can Ride?”

The Ending Part Was written In a hurry so I will fix Grammatical Mistakes

2008 Written,This Review May not Be posted anywhere else Without the Permission of Rethan The Hero Of Kvatch

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